I'm a little obsessed with Halloween, so I've known what I was going to go as for quite some time. (Don't bother asking. It's a secret!) However, using this article, I think I can make my idea work for about $20 bucks, so that's pretty neat.

The best costume I've seen in years was my friend Laura's Zombie Bride costume, all made with vintage clothes. Whenever anyone asked what she was supposed to be, she'd hold up her bouquet of dead flowers and say, 'It just didn't work out.'

Ha ha ha, fat baby in a snowman costume! OK, sorry, I'll pull myself together. Ha ha ha! OK, yeah, can't.