Of course, back in the day when I attended college, I was confused by all those 'March Madness!' signs up in the cafeteria. I naturally assumed there was some sort of a sale. My friends disabused me, some of them with thrown food.

Or: 'How the interwebs have made everything better, even sports-related time-wasting activities.'

It's possible that you are a basketball wizard, and need no help picking winners. However, if you want to take a look at this, we won't tell anyone.